Latest Collection of Funny / Comedy SMS Messages

Latest Collection of Funny / Comedy SMS Messages 2015

Dasht tha.. dhoop thi.. wo yaad b aaya huWa tha..

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Mera saya bEE paseeny meY nihaya huWa tha..

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ARY emotional q ho raha hai .. ??
hapPy SummeR in advance

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Hero loves heroine …
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but heroine loves the villain…
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But villain loves hero’s sister..
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and hero’s sister loves ..
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heroine’s brother …
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Here, heroine’s brother ..
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loves villain’s sister …
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But villain’s sister loves ..
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hero’s brother…
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Again!, hero’s brother is ..
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also interested in heroine..
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and you already know ..
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that heroine loves villain…
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Finally two people commit suicide…
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Who’re they?
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Producer and the Director!!

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Great people talk ..
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about things…
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Small people talk ..
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about other people…
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And legends never talk:-
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they are dead

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Heart touching Lines…
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If U Are In Tears..
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Without ..
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Any Reason Then..
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Then..
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Then Somebody Is …
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Peeling Onion Near U….

Don’t Over emotional

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EMOTIONAL COMEDY:

DiL Ko Pata Tha Woh ZarOOr Aayegi…

DiL Ko Pata Tha WOOh Zaroor Aayegi…

Bt, Kabi Socha Na Tha Key Surprise Mey

Woh Apna Husband 7 Layegi… 😛 lolx

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Moxam Shabaab Kah
Nasha Sharab Kah
Parda Janab Kah
Aor Rang Gulaab Ka
In Sab Se Haxeen
In Sab Se Lajawab Dekhoh
Sms Padnay Wala
Mendaak Talaab Kah

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At first…
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it was..
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Alibaba AND 40 Thieves..
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Now..
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it is Alibaba & 25 Thieves..
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WHY???? :/
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What happened???
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Recession Boss!!!
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Alibaba has removed ..
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15 thieves from his group…
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Cost Cutting….

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